thevirginharry: remember on that nick prank when the pregnant woman farted and harry didn’t care i love harry
earthnation: people who have the same name as me are competition
calderonbeta: feralcastiel: can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me” too soon
tatehorror: *comes out of the anon closet*
deodrant: are you ever so sad that you can actually feel your heart ache
freakvevo: *gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
moshturbate: Lets eat pizza and make out.
maliciousmelons: Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.
I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you
partybarackisinthehousetonight: *christopher columbus arrives in america* “lol first” he writes in the sand
wifipasswords: im not even sassy im just an asshole
snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
too-stoned-to-remember: Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog I imagine that in their heads they’re like THAT IS DOG I AM DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
malijuanastyles: and we all thought zayn was getting too skinnny this nigga done shitted on all of us this nigga ripped as fuck you seen them abs man homeboy is not fuckin around homeboy is serious
notetoafriend: I just opened the tumblr app on my phone in class and sat my phone on the desk whilst I fixed my hair and the first post that loaded was gay porn and this really really gorgeous boy sits next to me and I’m so fucking mortified I want to cry